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Mah yahrd has 12 kars in it now. Da wife ain't too happy, but 'ya know, it's jus an 'diction ah kin git over anytahm.
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Fool. I have researched the collectable Mercedes market, and at the advice of a very shrewd owner, have purchased a 300SEL 6.3 that needed only $15K in repairs to make it driveable.
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Only $15K? Well, you could put mah whole ko lection together for 'bout that, an still have room left over for 6 yeahs of hah speed cable with HBO an stuff.
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You have a collection of junk cars, sir. I only want the best of each particular model in the line. Take the 6.3 paperweight, for example. It's incredible. Someday, I'll be able to drive it again. How about the 300TD wagon? WAY better than a late 90's E class wagon. The blue 240D Frankencar is in a league of it's own for eclectic madness. I now have a 560SEC to transport my whims and dreams.
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How do you take da top off dah SEC? You can't? Oh, too bad. You cahn make fun, but ah have one kar that blows all your shit away. That's raht. A genuine 107 chassis 450SL. Fuck you.
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Sir, I bow to your greatness. I yearn for the open road, a lusty mute babe by my side, and an open top ride on a starry night. I can only dream, as I guess that I don't have a clue of what is really righteous in life. Please forgive me. I know not what I buy.
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